Thursday, November 22, 2007

Thanksgiving

Things I am thankful for:

-my job. Even though it's stupid and unfulfilling and boring and I hate almost everybody there and everyone I have to deal with and I hate always having to go to it, I really can't complain.
-orangutans.
-my blog.
-that my best friend got to go to Disneyland for the first time today.
-that my idiot brother Sean is doing something with his life, even if he's bored right now.
-that my other idiot brother Mike is so enthusiastic about so many dumb things.
-that my mom's evil co-worker will be quitting soon.
-peanut butter.
-indoor temperature regulation systems.
-that I live in land where I'm free to pour orange juice down my comically oversized pants.
-that a new Futurama dvd comes out next week.
-babes.
-you.

10 comments:

  1. WHAT A SWEET BLOG!!!!

    EXCEPT I'M NOT ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT DUMB THINGS!!!!

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  2. Thanks bro. Things that I'm thankful for...

    - Family & Friends
    - 500 count sheets
    - Pancakes & Pandas
    - Drawn Together On-Demand
    - Babes
    - Strip Clubs
    - Your blog
    - My blog
    - To be back in a country where you can pour OJ down your hilariously oversized pants

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  3. I'm thankful all the starving children around the world with scurvy will probably never see this blog.

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  4. It's actually been proven in many lab tests that this blog cures scurvy. Problem is it replaces the scurvy with leprosy.

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  5. Sir:

    ‘Tis most kind of you to express admiration of my musings, but don’t you think it a bit presumptuous to address me without having first made contact with my father or chaperone?

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  6. I'm thankful for your blog, too, especially now that my satellite dish is kaput.

    And I'm thankful that you didn't get shot.

    Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the weekend?

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  7. I'm a horrible person for that last comment, I know. I'm really glad you're ok. Scratch the obnoxious comment.

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  8. I was about to cut out a picture in the paper of an orangutan eating a pumpkin pie for you. But then I figured I was bordering on vicarious scrapbooking.

    If you really want it, I can probably find it.

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  9. it's nice that you can be thankful for your job while ostensibly detesting it. that's probably the mature approach to take. Don't know that I am capable of the same maturity myself...

    In other, somewhat related news, I am going to Disneyland tomorrow.

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