Friday, November 9, 2007

How much______ can B. fit in his comically oversized_______?

The Mediocre Gatsby and I like to play a game called "How much blank can blank fit in their blank?" Usually it involves someone stuffing grapes into their mouth, carrots into their shirt pocket, something along those lines. My friend Andy got in on the action and did Q-Tips in the nostril (18).

So I thought I'd give it a shot. This is just a tease. I'll post pictures tomorrow, maybe.

ps - a lot of you probably already know what this is all about, so don't give the ending.


You ready?

How much orange drink

Can B fit in his comically oversized Wal-Mart pants?

Answer? Almost the whole thing.


  1. I don't think they're ready for this jelly.

  2. Jelly? Was that a clue? Why, could it be peanut butter in his oversized....
    what? Spoon? Sandwich? Surely, not his mouth, he could choke!

  3. I think the Jelly comment is a classic case of misdirection.

    Choking on a peanut butter sandwich is my greatest fear! That and whales.

  4. Q: How do you eat an elephant?
    A: One bite at a time.

    Same goes for whales.

  5. Aw, shucks, the suspense is over already. I wanted to keep guessing...

    How many sporks can B fit in his underwear drawer? Bottle caps, tickets stubs, dried up pens, spare change, dead batteries, rocks, sea shells, gum wrappers, baseball cards...

    At least that's the B I know.

  6. why are you still writing blogs during strike? your nothing but a scab!

  7. Ooh, that's a good point Mike. I don't want to jeopardize my future career in Hollywood by crossing the picket lines.