Tuesday, November 20, 2007

three rules for how to do the local news

1. Gas Prices
2. Crowded Airports
3. A man in India married his own dog

10 comments:

  1. Thank goodness he didn't marry someone else's dog. That would be considered a sin.

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  2. 4. Ridiculous new consumer products that have no right to work properly, do not work properly.

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  3. As a foot note, the gas prices need to be acompanied by a reporter standing in the wind at a local gas station. And you have to find the 3 dummest locals to offer comments on the stories. Preference given to trailer park accents, missing teeth and anyone who forgot to do their hair this morning.

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  4. 5. The weather, which they nearly always get wrong, despite the billion dollars of equipment they have to help them open the window, look outside, and see that it's not raining.

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  5. 6. lovable, fat tongan correspondent goes to high school sports practice

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  6. Hello there Emily, and welcome to my blog. (I believe you're my new Emily, right? I have a couple Emilys already and don't want there to be confusiem).

    Good call on the Big Buddha thing.

    Chester, Urban, good to see you guys again.

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  7. 7. Some people in some other town decided to break the World's Biggest Thing record by making an even bigger thing.

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  8. 8. something that is in your house that could kill you

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  9. Mike (assuming you are Mike, B's littlest bro) -- whenever you can stop being interested in so many dumb things, I think you should look into broadcast journalism. Your comment demonstrates real ability and discernment for that genre. Consult with B as to the appropriate hairstyle for such an industry. B knows from hair.

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