Things I am thankful for:
-my job. Even though it's stupid and unfulfilling and boring and I hate almost everybody there and everyone I have to deal with and I hate always having to go to it, I really can't complain.
-orangutans.
-my blog.
-that my best friend got to go to Disneyland for the first time today.
-that my idiot brother Sean is doing something with his life, even if he's bored right now.
-that my other idiot brother Mike is so enthusiastic about so many dumb things.
-that my mom's evil co-worker will be quitting soon.
-peanut butter.
-indoor temperature regulation systems.
-that I live in land where I'm free to pour orange juice down my comically oversized pants.
-that a new Futurama dvd comes out next week.
-babes.
-you.
WHAT A SWEET BLOG!!!!
ReplyDeleteEXCEPT I'M NOT ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT DUMB THINGS!!!!
Thanks bro. Things that I'm thankful for...
ReplyDelete- Family & Friends
- 500 count sheets
- Pancakes & Pandas
- Drawn Together On-Demand
- Babes
- Strip Clubs
- Your blog
- My blog
- To be back in a country where you can pour OJ down your hilariously oversized pants
I'm thankful all the starving children around the world with scurvy will probably never see this blog.
ReplyDeleteIt's actually been proven in many lab tests that this blog cures scurvy. Problem is it replaces the scurvy with leprosy.
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ReplyDelete‘Tis most kind of you to express admiration of my musings, but don’t you think it a bit presumptuous to address me without having first made contact with my father or chaperone?
I'm thankful for your blog, too, especially now that my satellite dish is kaput.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm thankful that you didn't get shot.
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the weekend?
I'm a horrible person for that last comment, I know. I'm really glad you're ok. Scratch the obnoxious comment.
ReplyDeleteI was about to cut out a picture in the paper of an orangutan eating a pumpkin pie for you. But then I figured I was bordering on vicarious scrapbooking.
ReplyDeleteIf you really want it, I can probably find it.
it's nice that you can be thankful for your job while ostensibly detesting it. that's probably the mature approach to take. Don't know that I am capable of the same maturity myself...
ReplyDeleteIn other, somewhat related news, I am going to Disneyland tomorrow.