I'm rethinking the cowboy hat idea. Maybe instead I should get a tin of pomade and adopt a more professional look. Then after I've rocked the pinstripe suit for a while I can convince the bosses to let me hire a personal assistant.
A personal assistant like that would literally solve ALL of my problems.
That's what personal assistants do, you know. Problem-solve. I have to say, though, that while she may be long on certain qualities, this particular assistant seems to be a bit lacking in her typing skills. Either that, or she has a perilous back condition that requires her to sit sideways. And apparently type with her calf.
ReplyDeleteHow difficult her life must be! How open-minded of that gentleman to hire someone with such a disability!
no. no, joy. It's called side-saddle typing and it's all the rage in ergonomics these days.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I recomment the tin foil hat. It keeps the mind control rays out.
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