That being said, as much as I appreciate you, there aren't nearly enough of you. I need more readers. I'm like King Henry the VIII that way. My voracious appetite will never be satisfied.
I did some research to try to figure out how to gather more readers. As it turns out, a lot of people use the internet to fulfill more... carnal desires. The top searches seem to be lonely connoisseurs looking for pictures of women. No doubt for strictly artistic purposes.
I think I've given enough of a preamble. Here you go folks. Hot Babes Hot Babes Hot Babes! And plenty of them!
Don't worry ladies, I'll have something for you next week!
Can't wait to watch my daily page hits skyrocket!