Sunglasses! You think they sell those to just anybody? Guess again, Chester. Furthermore, you can clearly see that I live in a dwelling with doors. Might seem like a needless luxury, but that's the way I roll.
While we're taking pictures of ourselves, I might as well show you what I will look like once I turn to a career of super-villainry. (red hair?)
Sometimes people tell me I look like the guy from Flock of Seagulls, but I am skeptical of such a claim.
(note that I have more than one door)