Call me old fashioned, but the first thing I do when I get my morning paper is flip it open to the comics and read the day's Garfield cartoon. That grumpy lil' fella sure makes me smile. Here are a few of my favorites.
"Why, he's suffering nothing more than an overindulgence of Lasagna!"
"I don't care if it's causing tremendous back pain, Odie. I shan't lose weight!"