You burned down a Southern Baptist church?
I bet he was talking about sweet lovin in front of a fire. WAY better than getting a haircut. You had probably better clarify further, B. A bit of a gap between church burning and good lovin there ...
It wasn't a church, just some firewood. But I suppose the wood could have been used to build a church someday.
Ah, there's nothing like a the roar of a crackling fire. You made the right choice, B.