Thursday, January 31, 2008

excellent

My idiot brother Sean has to do a report on Genghis Kahn.


Sean: Write my report
I'll pay you $30
DO IT!
me: Genghis Kahn!
Kind of a dick!
Sean: But really smart at fucking up cities!
me: Sired a thousand heirs!
Sean: The end!
San Dimas high school football RULES!
me: Bob Ghengis Kahn
Sean: lol
If only it were that easy.
me: If only it were as easy as a time travelling phone booth.
Sean: Maybe it can be...
Maybe it can be.......
Wait, it can't.
Shit.

3 comments:

  1. Don't forget that he killed Captain Kirk's son.

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  2. Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

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  3. Put them in the Iron Maiden.
    Iron Maiden! EXCELLENT!

    Excecute them!
    BOGUS!

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