Friday, September 14, 2007

new pickup line

"Looks like you could use a dose of Vitamin B! ... ... ...
oh by the way my internet name is B."

6 comments:

  1. Lol. This is my new line. Except my name starts with an "I" so maybe it won't work....

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  2. "You could use a little more Love in your life...Dr. Mookie Love, that is." - Something about that sounds like Zap Branigan.

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  3. Keep us apprised of how that works out for you!

    P.S. I bet you thought I'd moved on and forgotten you by now ;)

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  4. Also, Jenny, the risks associated with deficiencies in any of the B vitamins can be life-threatening, not to mention ugly. Take Vitamin B2 - Deficiency causes Ariboflavinosis. Symptoms may include cheilosis (cracks in the lips), high sensitivity to sunlight, angular cheilitis, glossitis (inflammation of the tongue), seborrheic dermatitis or pseudo-syphilis (particularly affecting the scrotum or labia majora and the mouth), pharyngitis, hyperemia, and edema of the pharyngeal and oral mucosa.

    You don't want to deal with that craziness AND maintaining those cute bangs, and the simplest way to avoid it is Vitamin B. Lots and lots of Vitamin B, whether injected, or orally, it doesn't matter really; just get some B into you. You can work on a thank you song later. Right now we need to focus on getting you healthy.

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  5. Joy is right, B.

    You need to include her research when you use your pick up line:

    "Hi there. Looks like you could use a dose of Vitamin B.

    Vitamin B2 deficiency causes Ariboflavinosis. Symptoms may include cheilosis (cracks in the lips), high sensitivity to sunlight, angular cheilitis, glossitis (inflammation of the tongue), seborrheic dermatitis or pseudo-syphilis (particularly affecting the scrotum or labia majora and the mouth), pharyngitis, hyperemia, and edema of the pharyngeal and oral mucosa."


    If that doesn't get you an "I.O.I.", I can't think of anything that will.

    Because girls don't want cracked lips or labia majora syphilis. They just want someone to hold them tight. Someone to care for them and to listen to them. Someone like you, B.

    Someone like you.

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  6. I'm so happy with these here comments.

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