Tuesday, August 21, 2007

things I know about myspace

1) Girls are not into guys that play head games.
2) If you simply answer "yes" to the question "Do you drink," no one will believe you. Photographic evidence is required.
3) The best looking font is pink cursive against a black background.

Yep. Myspace.


  1. I don't know what it is about MySpace...but it seems that every girl that's interested in being my Friend can't post any of their sexy pictures. Is Tom a prude??? He doesn't seem like the type.

  2. Yeah seriously, I get all these friend requests and I'm thinking "Um, pretty sure I don't have any friends named Roxxxy."

  3. my screenname is Roxxxy. I can't believe you denied my friend request.

  4. I'm so sorry! If only I'd known. I assumed it was a fake user, but it's just like that Shakespeare quote: "When you assume you make an asshole out of yourself."