Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Sports

Well, Hank Aaron just lost his best pickup line.


3 comments:

  1. Now, he'll just have to settle for, "Hi, I'm Hammerin' Hank...and I'm the only man to hit 750 homers & not have a Carnivale float for a head...whatchu drinkin' sweet thang?"

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  2. Hank Aaron (rhymes with Tank)
    Barry Bonds (makes you think of James).

    Their very NAMES exude POWER!

    Then there's Babe Ruth. Makes you think of a baby. Makes you think of a girl from the 40s. Makes you think of gooey, marshmallow-y goodness with a few nuts sprinkled in for good measure.

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