I had to attend a four hour staff meeting today. They gave us all beef jerky packets beforehand and I thought of a cunning way to escape, but didn't have the guts to go through with it.
I wonder if that would even work... Having something that dangerous inside a bag of food would seem to be a glaring sign inviting a law suit from some kid, or someone who doesn't read English...
I'm not volunteering to test it myself, but would be curious to know what it would actually do...
what was your cunning plan???
ReplyDeleteI think the plan was to eat the Do Not Eat packets and leave the meeting early - albeit on a stretcher.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if that would even work... Having something that dangerous inside a bag of food would seem to be a glaring sign inviting a law suit from some kid, or someone who doesn't read English...
ReplyDeleteI'm not volunteering to test it myself, but would be curious to know what it would actually do...
Urban Koda raises an interesting question. It seems odd that any meat company would distribute poison.
ReplyDeleteI mean, knowingly distribute poison.