Tuesday, August 12, 2008

CONTEST!

Today is August 12 and this is Microsuede's 266th post. In honor of that, I'm giving away a FABULOUS PRIZE!!!

You want this, even if you don't know you want it.



That's right. Orangutan Island, Season 1, on digital video disc. Delivered right to your door! OR delivered right to your hands, if I see you regularly! That's a $15 value!!!!!!!

B B B! How do I win?

It's an old fashioned caption contest! To enter, post a comment either captioning this photo or describing what's going on.

Wait, so you mean judging will be based on your crappy sense of humor?

Well, not exactly. To qualify, caption the photo. Once you're qualified you will be entered into a random drawing. You will have one entry for every caption you post. So be creative, have a take, don't suck. The winner will be determined Thursday, August 14, 2008, at 7pm MST. I will draw the winning entry from my Salt Lake Bees hat. Gatsby will witness this to make sure this contest remains free of shenanigans.

Important! I reserve the right to disqualify and delete any post that I don't feel properly matches the spirit of this contest. Meaning, you're not going to get an entry for posting "blah blah naked old man blah blah."

30 comments:

  1. "Beam me up.".....................
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    "That's what she said."

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  2. Number one, did you set your phaser to arouse again?

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  3. "You're soaking in it."

    "Dishwashing liquid?"

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  4. i would like to submit a baby picture of myself. wait...this isnt a baby contest.

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  6. "Sir, I know we're close to several suns right now...but there are more elegant ways to keep cool..."

    "Shut up and keep adjusting! The air around my nipples isn't cold enough yet!"

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  7. "Ew, Worf. When I seduced you, I hoped your hog would be that big, but I didn't think it would look like THAT.
    Plus, it glows."

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  8. "Doctor Crusher played by Gates McFadden, what have I told you about using your special remote to teleport my clothes?"

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  9. Once again to his embarrassment, Captain Pickard was caught naked sleep walking.

    Not to mention naked sleep massaging.

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  10. What happens in the holodeck stays in the holodeck.

    And in Pickard’s case, that applies to his standard issue Star Fleet uniform.

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  11. The professor should have known better than to wear his chain mail outfit when visiting “Magneto: The Master of Magnetism” in prison.

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  12. "is that smell coming from me?"

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  13. "how many times must i tell you not to hyper-speed during bath time?"

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  14. After watching Two Girls, One Cup, Pickard frantically looked for the nearest place to vomit.

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  15. if possible, mine are getting progressively lamer

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  16. Picard! I said, "I wish I could see you get booed for once!" What the hell did you think I said?

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  17. "Does this look half-Vulcan to you?"

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  18. "you never said anything about a camera crew..."

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  19. "oh i'll dance... but i won't like it."

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  20. "...and in my spare time i also do nude pilates."

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  21. Great job so far everybody, keep 'em coming. Less than five hours remain!!!

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  22. pickard: it's the middle of the night! what are you doing in my bathroom, number one?!?!

    riker: no, number two.

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  23. I'm auditioning for the part of the Easter Bunny. What do you think, am I furry enough?

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  24. Star Trek: The Next Boneration.

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