Saturday, September 6, 2008

continuing coverage of the 2008 election

It’s morning again in America. Saturday morning. I have a lot of e-mails in my inbox, so that should help me pass the day. My Aunt Liz sends me forwards from time to time (every 7-8 minutes) and I’ve come to rely on them to help me stay safe in this dangerous world. I recently got this one about Senator Obama and I was going to delete it since I felt sufficiently informed after watching the RNC, but I’m glad I didn’t because it was very eye opening. I’m going to post it here instead of forwarding it seeing as most of my contacts have my e-mails sent straight to their spam box.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>scary times
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>for America!

This is the most important e mail you will ever read. The election of 2008 will decide whether the United States of America will continue to flourish or if it will be completely destroyed from within. Barack USAIN Obama wants you to believe that he’s right for this great country, but who is he really?

Who is Barack Obama?

Barack USAIN Obama was born to Barack Usain Obama Sr., a BLACK sprinter from Kingston, Jamaica, and Ann Dunham, a white Epicurian from Wichita, Kansas. At the time Kansas had not yet been admitted to statehood, so despite what his handlers want you to believe, Barack is NOT a natural born American citizen. Ann and Barack Sr. moved to Hawaii shortly after Barack Jr. was born in the hope that one day they could dupe the good hard-working people of America into thinking he was a REAL American and electing him President.

Barack’s parents divorced when he was two years old and his mother immediately married Dr. Prince Big Herman, a RADICAL Jamaican Rastafarian who was neither a doctor nor a prince nor very big. The family relocated to Jamaica and Barack attended a Rasta “school.” The term school is used loosely and Tom Ridge of the Department of Homeland Security has called such schools “training ground for terrorists.” At this school Barack was required to spend four hours a day studying irie riddims and pledging to destroy the polytricksters of Babylon.

Barack’s mother, sensing her son’s political ambitions, enrolled young Barack in a Catholic school so he could someday meet the constitutional requirement that all US Presidents be Christian. Guess she thought she could fool the good hard-working American people! Well we’re not fooled. In fact during his years at Catholic school Barack was suspended seven times for various offenses including looking up girls’ skirts, snapping his gum, smoking in the boys room, and carrying a switchblade. Yeah, he’s a real good Christian [eye-roll].

Such a “good” “Christian” that when sworn-in to the Senate he REFUSED to take his Oath of Office on the Bible, placing his hand instead on a copy of Legend – The Best of Bob Marley.

Clearly his claims of being Christian are false, but what about his claims of loving America? Mr Obama, if you love America so much why do you REFUSE to place your hand over your heart when you hear the Andy Griffith theme? Why do you wear your American flag lapel pin upside down? Why do you raise a black-gloved fist into the air instead of reciting the Pledge of Allegiance? Why do you support legislation to disband America’s military? Why do you want to make Spanglish our official language? Why do you drink Heineken?

Voters of America, remain vigilant! This man is nothing more than a con-man, a regular glim-dropper! If he’s elected President he’ll be the LAST President this great country ever has! Think about THAT on voting day!!! Please forward this to everyone you know.


  1. Oh wow. This changes everything.

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  3. I had no idea. Thanks you B. Once again, you are the voice of reason in these troubling times.

    Ja bless...

  4. Amazingly informative post! Thank you!

    Also, "Barack" is the sound frogs make when they croak. Yet another bad omen.

  5. Have you read The Obama Nation?

    It's very interesting as well.

  6. Oh great! Now I'm going to be humming Bob Marley in my head all day. I guess thats what it'll be like if he gets in - 4 years of...

    "Buffalo Soldier....Buffalo Soldier..."