http://www.popsuede.com/2010/07/twilight-saga-eclipse-with-cats.html
Well, the latest installment of the Twilight series is breaking box office records all over the place. I contributed to that as I saw it with a packed house on Saturday afternoon. How could I resist, after having so much fun at the first one last year? It was an interesting experience, as my audience had a maniacal cackler who almost provided more entertainment than the movie itself.
Before I get to my detailed review (I am educated in film so expect serious criticism), I want to mention the movie's soundtrack. I think a lot of indie rock fans were up in arms over some of the bands on there. I don't know, I don't put much stock in the whole "selling out" concept, and I've been listening to it and there really are a lot of great tracks. Thom Yorke, BRMC, Grizzly Bear, Editors.... um, uh... oh geez.
Keyboard Cat? Waitaminute... my review has been hi-jacked! I guess we're doing this again...New Moon!
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ReplyDeletewait. also...hahahahaha
ReplyDeletegood to see ypu using those photoshop skillz.
ReplyDeletei really enjoyed this movie, Kristen Stewart is the perfect "Bella." tons of teen angst
ReplyDeletephew. Now I don't need to see the movie (or read the 2nd book). This was better. I already know.
ReplyDeletejed and i have officially decided that you are hillarious and need to come entertain us in roosevelt!
ReplyDeletesuzanne
Once again, an awesome review.
ReplyDeleteMy life is complete.
ReplyDeleteOkay. I just lolled a few times.
ReplyDeletewinner!
ReplyDeleteso so so so awesomely good
ReplyDeletepeeing my pants
ReplyDeleteYou win the internet. Game over.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! And spot on.
ReplyDeleteLoved your review. That's exactly the movie I saw.
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ReplyDeleteROFL
ReplyDeleteLol suddenly the photo of Cats appears. HAHAHA.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't have said it better myself! Well done!
ReplyDeleteWell played good sir. I was wondering how the cats would weigh in on Jacob v Edward.
ReplyDeleteNot a review. That was a play by play your a sports announcer for film.
ReplyDeletethis maniacal cackler... was most likely me. did you see it at the Americana in Glendale?
ReplyDeleteWINRAR
ReplyDeletecruel hand tshirt at the end. big love plus great
ReplyDeletethis is brilliant!
ReplyDeleteAwesome review, SHITTY book & movie
ReplyDeleteHeh wonderful! I might sent it to my husband that is a cat lover but a Twilight hater...Maybe.
ReplyDeletelmaoo ! this is hilarioussssss !
ReplyDeletePoor me sad forever! LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL omg I love Twilight but I still love this!
ReplyDeleteCats and dogs, congratulations, your blog is wonderful
ReplyDeleteHugs dear
U R teh bestest evah! -LOLCATS
ReplyDeleteThis is too funny. Thanks for providing many *gigglesnorts* today!
OMG that was hilarious! LOVE!
ReplyDeletePMSL - I love the books but this is fab
ReplyDeleteOH. MY. FREAKIN' GAWD!!! I cracked up so hard at this! I am totally RT'ing it right now. Freaking hysterical!
ReplyDeleteEh, it was ok. I really do HATE Bella though. What a terrible "heroine" if that's what you want to even call her. She whines constantly and is so dependent on Edward. *Sigh...*
ReplyDeleteLove it! You are brilliant! *L*
ReplyDeleteOMG! This was hilarious! Thank you!
ReplyDeleteWell now I don't have to watch the movie... not that I was going to anyway.
ReplyDeleteThe months going by with the Peanuts window view absolutely killed me. And truly no more ridiculous than what we saw in the movie.
ReplyDeleteThank-you times double-plus infinity.
ReplyDeleteLmao. Absolutely what I needed today. Well done, and thank you for existing.
ReplyDeleteABSOLUTE COOLNESS! =))
ReplyDeleteAM. IN. TEARS!!!
ReplyDeleteThis....is a fantastic achievement. I applaud you. :)
ReplyDeleteOverabundance of win there!
ReplyDeleteThis is AWESOME!!! HILARIOUS
ReplyDeleteThis was a triumph.
ReplyDeleteyes yes yes!
ReplyDeleteYou rock!
ReplyDeletepretty awesome
ReplyDeleteThis...
ReplyDeletetwilight review was...
(puts away sunglasses)
..awesome.
YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Forget the movie! I'd pay to see your version! I LOVED it!
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't stop laughing at my desk at work. Aaaa-mazing.
ReplyDeleteWould it be wrong to say that I absolutely cannot WAIT for your review of "Breaking Dawn"?
ReplyDeletewaiting for "Breaking Dawn" *mope* . (LOVE the eyebrows.) Hey, have you thought about tv--the possibilities are ENDLESS for things like LOST, Grey's Anatomy....
ReplyDeleteLoved your version. Don't be too hard on Bella. She is a teenager after all and don't they all whine? :>)
ReplyDeleteHOLY LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteBetter than the book.
ReplyDeleteThis was way better than the actual movie -- at least the laughs here are intentional.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDeleteThis is fantastic!! nicely done!
ReplyDeleteAwesome - so exactly the movie I saw!!!
ReplyDeleteIt took me a second to figure out what all the moping was about. Well done! lol
ReplyDeleteHoly Hell! That was freaking hilarious!
ReplyDeleteyou are AWESOME
ReplyDeleteYay! That just saved me the $9 I never would have spent to see that movie :)
ReplyDeleteYes!!!! I so needed that.
ReplyDeleteOMG, that's hysterical! L-U-V it!!
ReplyDeleteThis is fabulous. I love it!
ReplyDeleteLinked to it on my blog, too!
Thanks for the laugh!
If there was ever an award for made-of-awesome kitties, this would get it. This is amazing!
ReplyDeleteHey thx a lot for this!
ReplyDeleteBeen lmao! So awesome!
k thx bye
Ahahahaha, funny.
ReplyDeleteLULZ.
You are my new favorite.
ReplyDeletethat was totally awesome. thanks for providing some humor to an otherwise craptastic day
ReplyDeleteOK, I'm a dude and I even though that was hilarious. Definitely not teh suck.
ReplyDeleteSaw this on Reddit and you have stolen a photo from my mom's flickr site.
ReplyDeletePlease give credit where credit is due!
Original Photo at: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jeanpaulphotos/3409921252/in/set-72157618517281245/ Copyright 2009 Jean Paul
hahhahahha hilarious and touching **wiping tears**
ReplyDeleteThis is making the rounds at my office; I can hear the laughter from 50 feet away.
ReplyDeletelol i laughed a few times that was funny
ReplyDeleteAs a fan of both the Twilight saga & lol cats, this really made my day.
ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard coffee flew out of my nose and possibly ruined my computer! I love your LOL cats anyway! Especially loved sex and the suedy cats!! Keep going!
ReplyDeletelol, what a great movie!
ReplyDeletehahahahahahah...this is so freaking funny...can't stop laughing. way to go, bella! mope away!
ReplyDeletelolcats saves teh dai!
ReplyDelete(and tells da new moon storee better)
Bwahahaha..thats hilarious!
ReplyDeleteMarry me?
ReplyDeleteThis is brillaint.
Hahaha - love it !
ReplyDeleteThat's great!!!
ReplyDeleteExcellent, I don't even need to see the movie now - cheers! :D
ReplyDeletexx Kit
Howl at the moon hilarious!!! Vampant humour!!!
ReplyDeleteso Bella was ur deal?
ReplyDeleteiuno.
YES! New Moon lolCat'd! Thank you. XD
Freaking hilarious, bwahahahahah!
ReplyDeleteawesome!! I loved it!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! Unfortunately I'll be having to watch this movie soon with my wife. Hope there's some part of it that will be entertaining, but after seeing this I'll at least have something to privately laugh about. ^_^
ReplyDeletepretty stinking funny b.
ReplyDeleteOh and for all of you who don't like Twilight, and even those of you who do, I made a list I think you'll enjoy. It's called "5 OTHER Twilights You Should Know (And Love)."
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thenerdybird.com/2009/11/so-you-dont-like-twilight.html
Thanks for the awesome comments everybody! So glad you like it.
ReplyDeleteI've set up a new website for this and my other lolcats and entertainment themed posts.
www.popsuede.com
Go check it out and make sure to become a follower or bookmark it. It will be fun for all!
Right now it has old posts from this blog but I will update it regularly with new bits of hilarity. You'll definitely want to be there when Twilight Saga: Eclipse comes out.
@ Son of Jean Paul: please accept my apologies. That's an awesome picture your mom was able to get! I will take the picture down.
ReplyDeleteNext comment will be #100. Who will it be?
HAHAHAHHAHA ROFLMAO!!!!!! nice! :D
ReplyDeleteFunnier even than the LOLcat Bible Project.
ReplyDeleteLove it love it!
LOVE THIS! xD
ReplyDeleteThis was too funny.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite line: "I fordet, dont need shirt no mores".
I think my favorite part is Edward Cat's Eyebrows!
ReplyDeleteO.M.G!!!! I seriously had tears reading this! SO FUNNY! Thank you!
ReplyDeleteThis is pretty much the most provocative, insightful, creative, artisitic, thoughtful, erudite & sophisticated review I've ever read. NYT's MD would be proud.
ReplyDeleteOh, did mention that I'm on the way to the ER for a ruptured spleen? I laughed so hard stuff flew out of my nose.THANKS!
WAY better than the movie - thanks for the big laugh.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what's worse, the fact that you watched twilight or the fact that you parodied/reviewed twilight using lolcats. I feel like hitting myself just for looking at the first image
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteLOL! I love Edward's eyebrows! Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteSorry, this is probably apropos of nothing but is lolEdward a Pallas or Pampas cat? Or the European wild cat?
ReplyDeleteAnd LOL. Especially the shirt.
@B. Thanks for the quick compliance, much appreciated. I think the site is hilarious btw.
ReplyDeleteTruly the best use of lolcats ever.
ReplyDeletehilarious!
ReplyDeleteNew fan of yours now. Love the TwiSaga, esp. the books. My 15yo daughter will be mock-offended, but will also find your review irresistable.
ReplyDeletethx!
BWHAHAHA! Luf it! Linked and facebooked.
ReplyDeleteAHH THIS IS PERFECT!!
ReplyDeleteYou. Are. MY IDOL.
ReplyDeletespectacular! ROFL!!
ReplyDeleteThat was fabulous!
ReplyDeleteI am hoping you live in Utah...because I heard this version of New Moon read on X96 this morning. It was awsum!
ReplyDeleteROFL!!! amazing!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant, bravo!
ReplyDeleteI hate lolcats, but love this. Good on ya, mate.
ReplyDeleteUMMM HILARIOUS. just linked in my tumblr! (sarahidzik.tumblr.com)
ReplyDeleteHoly Crap... That has to be the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteThat is the best thing I have EVER read. EVER EVER EVER. AWESOME. fantastic. wonderful!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteThe fact that you closed it with the Three Wolf Moon shirt almost KILLED me.
ReplyDeleteHailing the awesomeness, oh the great and incredible awesomeness, of this.
ReplyDeleteSo great! Thank you for making my day.
ReplyDelete"teh deads" is now my new favorite way to address death.
Funniest. LOLCAT. Ever. LOVE. Definitely bookmarked your site. The eyebrows...the eyebrows!
ReplyDeleteUm. Brilliant? Yes. Brilliant
ReplyDelete:)
That was fabulous.
ReplyDeleteSteph
Only "Twilight" can make LOLCats appealing.
ReplyDeletenot seayin teh muevee now...i heart yur vampiors. i jus lurve whut yu dun heya. *mope*
ReplyDeleteteem puppaye
Kinda epically awesome. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteThis is funny!
ReplyDeleteThis absolutely made my day - Love it!
ReplyDeleteYay! Now I won't have to go see the movie, and I'll save $ and I bet I'm more entertained by this than I would have been by the movie.
ReplyDeleteOMG. That was amazing. :D
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, freaking hilarious.
ReplyDeleteAs someone who saw the movie I can verify that seeing the movie isn't really needed after viewing this. To be honest, this was more entertaining and I am glad I didn't pay to see New Moon.
ReplyDeleteabsolutely frikkin' brilliant. now i don't need to go see it
ReplyDeleteMy sides. They ache.
ReplyDeleteYou're the funniest guy I know.
ReplyDeleteThat is so... um... MOPE!
ReplyDeleteUber Chuckle.
ReplyDeleteOh, that was EPIC! :D
ReplyDeleteHo Cheebus. This is teh best review of teh evars.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! Funny shit.
ReplyDeleteYou win at life!
ReplyDeleteBrillant, especially the cast of "Cats"! Hee.
ReplyDeleteVery, very well done.
I can't wait to see what you do when Eclipse comes out.
ReplyDeletebest review ever
ReplyDeletenice.... ahehehe... it really is kind a like how you narrated it.... lols
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS GENIUS!!!!
ReplyDeletethe shirtless wolf thing... brilliance.
THIS is the whole movie? I'm glad i didn't join my friends when they were to watch it.... Thanks, you saved me a ton of time and money. :)
ReplyDeletethat was pure perfection.... So Bloody funny.... I am a huge Twilight Saga fan, but can definatly appreciate the quirky humor when it comes to the inevitable jabs @ the aprkly vampire/naked werewolf love story... Genius... Laugh out loud funny, with tears streaming down my face like a crazy lady... with nervous on lookers,clients and co-workers alike, wondering if Im about to go postal... Too funny, Thank you.
ReplyDeleteCayla: HAHHAHAHAHAH! that was so cute. my mom sent this to me
ReplyDeletei actually subscribed to lolcats and i havent looked at some of the pics on there in a while so seeing this is going to make me go to my email and go look at all of the pictures
SO CUTE XD
Yay! Another way to get my bff more Twitwarded - can you believe she's never touched a thing to do with the Twiverse? Maybe my fault...I concentrated too much on making my bf into a unicorn.
ReplyDeleteI love Twilight , I love LOLcats & now I love you. This was absolutely hilarious. XXX
ReplyDeleteyou missed the part where he asks her to marry him.
ReplyDeleteTotally just linked this on Facebook. It's the awesomesauce!
ReplyDeleteThis is brilliant! Now I don't have to read the books or see the movies! THX!
ReplyDeletecrying tears of laughter. love love love this. i'm going to re-post you.
ReplyDeleteI don't know who you are but I love you hahahaha.
ReplyDeleteOMgosh I couldn't stop laughing. GENIUS!
ReplyDeleteSo much awesome. Made my night much less stressful. Thanks so much. you're brilliant!
ReplyDeleteIs there one of these for Twilight? I would looove to see it. Thanks for this!
ReplyDeletethe first movie:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.popsuede.com/2009/12/twilight-review.html
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. that was so hilarious.
ReplyDeleteHey man, your "follow me on twitter" link points to my twitter profile.
ReplyDeleteHaha.
ReplyDeleteEntertaining!-juro
amazingly funny!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA. WTF HAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny! I love it.
ReplyDeletePuuurrrrfect
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Much too fantastic to be read this early in the morning, now I have no hope for the rest of my day to live up to expectations.
ReplyDeletewell done. I hate lol cats. but this is sooo funny! Haven't heard someone make fun of twilight in such an awesome way before!!
ReplyDeleteMy gosh this is the funniest thing i've seen in a long time. Haven't seen the movie or read the book but now i've seen everything i needed to know.
ReplyDeleteI don't think that was the right photo choice for Bella. The cat needed to have its mouth hanging open *the entire time*. Bella is a mouthbreather.
ReplyDeleteOtherwise, brilliant.
Bravo!
ReplyDeleteLoved the books. First movie was okay--decreepification of the prom plotline made up for the lolarious scenes of staring at each other in the grass. Hated the second movie.
ReplyDeleteThis was way better than the second movie. (This is actually good. As opposed to the second movie, which, if I had not been with my best friend, might have been slightly more fun than a root canal largely because of the lolarious dialogue.)
* SPIT * Excellent!
ReplyDeleteMy daughter said you forgot
ReplyDeleteBLINK
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for Bella
I saw the first one too and thought it was much better than this one. Only interesting thing in the whole movies was the wolves. Bella needs to grow a pair and stop letting a guy run all over her and then leading another on. She has no regard for her family. Just the person I want to be.
ReplyDeleteThe feline leading lady perfectly captured the entire range of Bella's subtle and nuanced facial expressions.
ReplyDeleteWolf t-shirt = inspired genius.
ahahahahaha this literally made my day. MADE MY DAY. haha
ReplyDelete"so sad. i jes stare out windo fer thfree monz"
ReplyDelete"(october) (november (december) " - PEANUTS XD
"pour me sad fourever" - SO TRUE
The T-shirt bit is my favourite.
fab! thank you!
ReplyDeleteaverage. superficial guy is way better than this
ReplyDeleteAre the movies really like that? Cause if they are, I'm gonna see the next two for sure!
ReplyDeleteDo you think Stephanie Meyer or anyone involved in Twilight has seen this?
ReplyDeleteBloody funny! Makes me wish I would have seen the abridged version sooner so that I could have saved my movie money for something worthwhile.
ReplyDeleteTragically this is much much funnier if you've seen the movie and so we'll all go see it.
ReplyDeleteOMG I think this is hilarious. I haven't seen Twilight, but it's exactly what I think Twilight is proably like. LOL. Thanks for the entertainment!
ReplyDeletelol lol lol lol LOL!
ReplyDeleteI couldn't have put it plainer!
I actually enjoyed this more than the movie! =D
Hahahahaha, this is a crackup! Excellent work :D
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