"5: Your first date is coming to an end, and you go to give her a sweet hug; and
instead, she gives you a full-on smooch. That sign is unmistakable."
I read that and smacked my own forehead in embarrassment. B, you idiot! There are so many girls, probably dozens, that I never called back after that surprising first date smooch. How many malts have I had to drink alone thanks to my lack of perception? So frustrating. Clearly I'm not qualified to talk about dating or relationships at all.
I heard that if she plays with her hair she's probly keen.
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I have much more experience with number 6:
ReplyDelete6: Your first date is coming to an end, and you go to give her a sweet hug; and she does hug you, but she stands as far away from you as possible. Especially keeping her lower torso at a distance.
Then she doesn't ever return your calls and everytime you do talk to her she says she's going to be out of town for a while.
I hate number 6!
But yeah, number 5... That one's unmistakable.
Number 6 is what happened with my prom date, after she spent all night not dancing with me. It was that night I decided to never attend any social dancing scene ever again.
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