Monday, June 2, 2008

iron like a lion in scion (hahahahahahahaha, get it?!?!?!?!)

I don't even like the new car smell, to be honest. It kind of makes me sick. Not sick like ill, but sick like sick of the materialism our culture so reveres. Actually wait, I did mean sick like ill.

Point is, I got a new car this weekend. My old one broke, so I threw it away (parked it in front of a dumpster). I've been looking at this one for a while. Gets over twice the mileage of my old car, and it kind of feels like driving a racecar. It has an ipod connecter too so you know, modern.

Buying a car takes forever. Did you know this? There's all this stuff you have to sign, and then you have to wait for photocopies and then some other fat guy comes out and shakes your hand and talks too fast and starts going off about Platinum this and Gold that and Silver it and then they're like "here's how the windshield wipers work" and you're all "I have a BBQ to go to" but then you don't go because you went to Greek Souvlaki and felt all gross afterward.


5 comments:

  1. oooh, that looks sharp! i keep having to talk myself out of getting a new car and you are not helping.

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  2. That's a hot car. Nicely done!

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  3. That's a nice car man. Have you named her yet? :)

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  4. sa-weet. when can I go for a ride?

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  5. New cars are fun. Good for you. (And sorry the old one broke.)

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