this is quite possibly the most depressing blog entry i have ever read. wait, no not "read" ... "seen"? um, "watched"? at any rate i a really sorry it torpedoed. i know how excited you were to see it.
Wait, I sense a double entendre, clutching at your skull like that. Is that your best distressed Harrison impersonation? Do we have to actually see the movie in order to "get it"?
After reading (?) reviews like this, I went in with even lower expectations and left somewhat entertained. I guess it was worth the price of a ticket to hear the Raiders March during the credits. Damn that George Lucas! (shakes fist)
The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - the fourth installment in the series - manages to wallop a few popcorn punches during its 124 minute running time. Too bad those punches seem pulled throughout.
I think all reviews should be done this way.
ReplyDeletethis is quite possibly the most depressing blog entry i have ever read. wait, no not "read" ... "seen"? um, "watched"? at any rate i a really sorry it torpedoed. i know how excited you were to see it.
ReplyDeletewell that'll save me 7 or 8 dollars (US)
ReplyDeleteWait, I sense a double entendre, clutching at your skull like that. Is that your best distressed Harrison impersonation? Do we have to actually see the movie in order to "get it"?
ReplyDeleteAstute observations, but sadly no. Just a lousy movie.
ReplyDeletei have heard nothing but horrible reports about this movie. what a disappointment.
ReplyDeleteAfter reading (?) reviews like this, I went in with even lower expectations and left somewhat entertained. I guess it was worth the price of a ticket to hear the Raiders March during the credits. Damn that George Lucas! (shakes fist)
ReplyDeleteThe Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - the fourth installment in the series - manages to wallop a few popcorn punches during its 124 minute running time. Too bad those punches seem pulled throughout.
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