excellent

My idiot brother Sean has to do a report on Genghis Kahn.


Sean: Write my report

I'll pay you $30

DO IT!

me: Genghis Kahn!

Kind of a dick!

Sean: But really smart at fucking up cities!

me: Sired a thousand heirs!

Sean: The end!

San Dimas high school football RULES!

me: Bob Ghengis Kahn

Sean: lol

If only it were that easy.

me: If only it were as easy as a time travelling phone booth.

Sean: Maybe it can be...

Maybe it can be.......

Wait, it can't.
Shit.